The Screaming Viking

The server will be off line Monday from 1000am till around 1ish. My connection will be moved from the apartment to the house.

From Lex and Terry yesterday:

3 women, one single one engaged and one married, were sitting around discussing their sex lives. They decided to go home tonight, dress head to toe in leather dominatrix gear for their men and report back the next day with what happens.

The next day rolls around and the 3 women are discussing their evenings. The single girl said, “I was waiting for him at the door in red skin tight leather. My man took one look at me and drilled my like I’ve never been drilled before.” The engaged girl said, “I was waiting in skin tight black leather. My man came home and we had wild passionate sex all night”. The married woman said, “I was waiting for my man in head to toe black leather, stiletto heels and a whip. He walked in the door, plopped down on the couch, flipped on the TV and asked ‘what’s for supper batman’”.

God damn Monday’s suck ass. I always get to bed late Sunday night, then it feels like a guy is playing catchup all week. I got some pretty good news last night, but I can’t let the cat out of the bag yet…I’ll update you hopefully in a week.

We’re finishing up painting on that damn house! I’m currently doing Sam’s room and being the colorful little girl she is, every god damn wall needed to be a different color. Sara thinks it looks good and I’m sure Sam will like it as well. I, unfortunately, can’t see past the work involved in switching colors for each wall. Now we get to start the tedious work of moving in to the place. I’m hoping to spread it out a bit over the next couple weeks. We’ll see how it goes.

It’s difficult to judge a draft so soon afterwards, but right now the Bears look like they have made some piss poor choices. They needed to really focus on offense and with their first pick they looked like they might be…then they took a RB. I thought that was a bit too high to take a RB but OK, then they switch to defense and blow all their remaining picks on that side of the ball. No QB drafted…no nothing. I really think they need to clean house in the management and the coaching staff. I don’t have high hopes for this year.

The Vikings on the other hand look like they have mortgaged a good portion of their future for success now. They have made the moves necessary to make a thrust to the playoffs this year and with a new QB or the development of Tavarus they might be poised to be a certified threat next year. I hate to see it. I’ll have to deal with a few years of the in-laws gloating…

Got a frame hitch put on the truck today. I was thinking I could do it myself, but after looking under there I would have needed to drill at least one hole on each side and I don’t have the hardware for that. It was a little spendy but they seem to have done a good job. I’ll have to get the wiring done for it before we go. I’m hoping for Wednesday…we’ll see! I am so not looking forward to driving that truck home, then driving it working on the way back. It’s going to suck a lot of fuel. It’ll be cheaper then buying all the furniture new…I hope.

If it isn’t the fuckin power company it’s the god damn cable company.

jfc

I added a graph for email coming in to techno…mostly for my own benefit.